clockest:

I HAVENT STOPPED LAUGHING AT THIS 
sex-thrill:

my blog will make you horny ;)

vibes-of-lily:

I hope my back didn’t break your knife.


Don’t leave a girl you need, for a girl you want.
- Frank Ocean (via perfect)

(Source: l-ucia)


autotrophe:

What didn’t kill me made me feel like a piece of shit for months.


peniscruncher:

dusknoirs:

who was the asshole that decided tattoos looked unprofessional 

the generation that did is dying out so don’t worry

(Source: daftvunk)


rnackenzie:

its hard being hilarious when everyone ignores you


Please be careful with me. Sometimes I just get sad and I don’t know why. I’m sorry.
- (via soulsscrawl)

(Source: daringtome)


stonedbabygirl:

look

shisnojon:

amortizing:

2014 is half over and

  • -i lost no weight
  • -didn’t learn anything
  • -haven’t made an effort to save money
  • -still ugly

damn that sucks I’m healthier than ever, learned a shit ton, and I’m also beautiful and cool